Your Sales Emails Suck!

Mine Do Too!

That is…

When they rely on templates, gimmicky tactics, or AI-generated samey-samey copy. (Even if it’s supposedly writing in your voice.)

The emails many small business owners write these days are missing something. I see it just about every time I open my inbox.

Where one human being connects with another in an entertaining, less-than-perfect-grammar way.

Contrary to popular opinion, you don’t have to follow the herd to succeed with an email-based business. In fact, your subscribers will love it if you don’t.

It’s why Ive made it my business to help dedicated entrepreneurs like you recover that spark.

So you have the know-how to build authentic connections that lead to loyal, long-term customers.

To help you move in this direction, I’m giving you a bunch of my best tips for writing emails your subscribers love to read.

You’ll discover them in a quick-read guide called…

“7 Secrets of Must-Read Emails.”

It’s my gift to you when you sign up for my deliciously off-beat emails.

Chris Milham sitting in front of a bookshelf
Apparently this is the place to put a cringy posed photo. So here it is.

“I honestly like how off-the-wall many of your emails are. Never knowing what, exactly, to expect when I open yours is a fun treat.”

Shelby Dennis
ADHD Business Coach

“I enjoy getting your emails. I read yours and Ben Settle’s and they keep me going.”

Photo of Steven Dorsey, Direct Response Copywriter

Steven Dorsey
Direct Response Copywriter

“When I open my email, I look for your name. And when I open one of your emails I read from the first word to the last.”

Patricia Day
Milk and Honey Family

“I felt like I was going through it with you. Very cool email!”

Lorrie Morgan
A-List Copywriter

But to build for success (and not endless customer service headaches or offers that flop) you need the right subscribers.

So having a firm grasp of timeless list-building strategies is a MUST.

Sadly…

These are NOT what your typical marketing guru loves to babble about.

If they’re not advising to email less…

They’re shilling a course on some fad or other (AI anyone?)

Fortunately, I ain’t your “typical marketing guru” 😜

Which is why I’ve made my mission…

Every day I show up in your inbox to share my experiences of doing this. In the trenches. For real.

I also teach my low-stress, fun way of building trust with your ideal subscribers.

So they become customers who love to buy from you…

AND stick with you for the long haul!

Ready to get my DAILY stories and tips?

(Presented with inconsistent red fonts, naturally 😅)

Ahem. Here goes…

After 30 years of experience spanning information technology, education, and marketing… I am building my solo business from my home in rural New Zealand…

Where my wife, three kids, and manic cat, all help keep me grounded. So I don’t yabber on ALL day about how AMAZING email is! 😉

And it REALLY is! …

Because growing an email list allows us business owners to unshackle ourselves from the tyranny of social media content creation…

To enjoy a more relaxed way of growing a THRIVING business.

I help entrepreneurs develop personality-based email marketing skills. So they can build stronger subscriber connections… boost sales… and keep their customers coming back for more.

Every day I show up with stories… handy email marketing tips… and offers to help you move the needle for your business.

Get your free ticket for the ride here…

(I won’t say no to more gushing feedback 😜)

“I really enjoy your newsletter. It’s humorous but informative, very engaging! I look forward to it every day.”

Kathy Pinnell
SEO Specialist

“I’m always happy after reading your emails. I love your positive attitude and great input on the life of freelance writers.”

Barbara Jolly
Strategic Marketing Consultant

“He’s a very talented writer & storyteller so you could learn a lot.”

Jennifer Ayling
Website Copywriter

“Your advice has been great so far. So I’m sticking with a winner!”

John Meyer
Copywriter

“I’ve been impressed with Chris from the beginning. From his newsletter to his business. He’s quite an inspiration to me.”

Lisa Best
Direct Response Copywriter

“I’ve come to think of Chris as my email guru.”

Alicia Strickland
Authoress

“Anyone who shoots straight from the hip, has a sense of humour, uses the word ‘rue’, and has a cat is excellent in my book.”

Tali Sarnetzky
Author, Speaker, Coach